1. odins-one-eyed-fuck:

satansgayson:

2spookysweatermeulin:

chibicrydoll:

cheezetits:

willsuckss:

SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL

i go to school in america and i can tell u that this is 120% accurate if we dont do this we get sent to freedom jail for not being free enough

In my school, we have to bring our pet eagles to school and whenever we don’t we get a 1 hour detention.

YOU AREN’T WEARING RED WHITE AND BLUE YOU’RE BREAKING DRESS CODE

WOW! You guys are allowed to talk in the international english, i feel so rebelious OH SHIT A TEACHER *cough* Obama gun fried chicken california cowboy kentucky george washington freedom tea boston flag

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME
no sir, your mom is unconstitutional

    odins-one-eyed-fuck:

    satansgayson:

    2spookysweatermeulin:

    chibicrydoll:

    cheezetits:

    willsuckss:

    SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL

    i go to school in america and i can tell u that this is 120% accurate if we dont do this we get sent to freedom jail for not being free enough

    In my school, we have to bring our pet eagles to school and whenever we don’t we get a 1 hour detention.

    YOU AREN’T WEARING RED WHITE AND BLUE YOU’RE BREAKING DRESS CODE

    WOW! You guys are allowed to talk in the international english, i feel so rebelious OH SHIT A TEACHER *cough* Obama gun fried chicken california cowboy kentucky george washington freedom tea boston flag

    WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME

    no sir, your mom is unconstitutional

  2. laurenleighturner:

Summer spent with my bud- Bones.

    laurenleighturner:

    Summer spent with my bud- Bones.

  3. lillyhasatumblr:

Eyelids almost lookin like they ain’t paralyzed with botulism. 
My neurologist is actually one of the only specialists I’ve ever encountered(which is A LOT) who listens and acknowledges that, while it shouldn’t matter, my body overreacts to everything except things that are SUPPOSED to fuck me up in which case it insists I am actually a 300 pound man(fuck you FDA don’t tell me what I “need”) and have been able to move my eyebrows all 3 months between injections.
Also I may or may not remind myself of the inspiration for a song by The Boomtown Rats when my hair falls and parts down the middle.

I have the same fabric that pillowcase is made of. Maybe I’ll make a pillowcase out if it and we can be pillowcase bros.

    lillyhasatumblr:

    Eyelids almost lookin like they ain’t paralyzed with botulism. 

    My neurologist is actually one of the only specialists I’ve ever encountered(which is A LOT) who listens and acknowledges that, while it shouldn’t matter, my body overreacts to everything except things that are SUPPOSED to fuck me up in which case it insists I am actually a 300 pound man(fuck you FDA don’t tell me what I “need”) and have been able to move my eyebrows all 3 months between injections.

    Also I may or may not remind myself of the inspiration for a song by The Boomtown Rats when my hair falls and parts down the middle.

    I have the same fabric that pillowcase is made of. Maybe I’ll make a pillowcase out if it and we can be pillowcase bros.

  4. Oh my god I cannot deal with how low cut this tank top is.

    Oh my god I cannot deal with how low cut this tank top is.

  5. oneiromania:

  6. Wheelchair fund! →

    hyperscraps:

    For those of you who have been following me for a while you may be aware that I have a lot of medical problems that severely limit what I’m able to do. I’ve been diagnosed with osteoarthritis and scoliosis among many other problems, and suspect I have fibromyalgia but can’t afford to see any…

  7. metalalbumswithgooglyeyes:

Mastodon - Crack the Skye

    metalalbumswithgooglyeyes:

    Mastodon - Crack the Skye

  8. cultfawn:

    Idol Kill x Glitterhell Candles - $20

  9. Things I now understand that I didn’t before;

    Why trans*people (I’m sorry if I’m not using this right) are so angry. What really made it hit home was the slur “trap”. Like oh my god someone didn’t have the genitals I was expecting oh holy shit I’m so upset I’m going to beat them to death now. What the fucking shitting fuck fuckery?

    The problem with cultural appropriation. When it comes to Native American (forgive my blanket term) culture it actually made my breath catch when I looked up Native American food (again forgive the blanket term and gross generalization”and most of the recipes were for “Indian fry-bread”. Like is that what the little native grandma’s cook for their grand babies when they come over?

  10. (Source: thecuteandthecute-ish)

  11. suchacard:

beautilation:

X-ray image of a pregnant cat with six kittens.

    suchacard:

    beautilation:

    X-ray image of a pregnant cat with six kittens.

    (Source: turquoisebird)

  12. secxndary:

I swear on everything that this isn’t just some stupid contest to gain followers. I’ve been wanting a new camera for ages so now I have two. I was thinking about returning/selling my old one, but I wouldn’t be getting the same amount or more than what it was originally priced. I’ve already talked to my mum about me giving it away, and she doesn’t mind. Anyway, who doesn’t like free stuff?
Here’s how this will work:
You do not have to follow me. I don’t want any followers that don’t actually like my blog. I do ask of you to kindly check out my blog though. If you like it cool, if not, then your loss.
Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like.
Do not create any extra blogs or whatever, I will be looking on your archives.
Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing.
Winner will be contacted via ask, so make sure that you have that on/open.
This will be over on August 21st 2014, and the winner will be announced on the 22nd.
I am doing this basically to make someone else happy and also because I accidentally deleted the other contest I was doing. Please don’t participate if you already own a Canon, but you can if you’d like I guess. I really don’t care if you live in Hogwarts, anyone is allowed to enter.
Here’s what the winner will get:
Canon EOS 1100D
Camera Cover R-F-3
Battery Charger LC-E10E
EUR AC Cable 1m
Battery pack LP-E10
Battery cover
Interface cable IFC-130U
All the disks needed.
The camera is basically brand new.
If you think this is “stupid” of me to do or anything of that sort, than just ignore it. It’s that simple.
Q. “Why would you just giveaway an expensive camera to a stranger?”
A. TO MAKE THEM HAPPY!
Q. “How do we know you aren’t bullshitting us?”
A. To make a fake contest just for followers is stupid, plus, I have a picture of me holding both the cameras :)
Good luck.

    secxndary:

    I swear on everything that this isn’t just some stupid contest to gain followers. I’ve been wanting a new camera for ages so now I have two. I was thinking about returning/selling my old one, but I wouldn’t be getting the same amount or more than what it was originally priced. I’ve already talked to my mum about me giving it away, and she doesn’t mind. Anyway, who doesn’t like free stuff?

    Here’s how this will work:

    • You do not have to follow me. I don’t want any followers that don’t actually like my blog. I do ask of you to kindly check out my blog though. If you like it cool, if not, then your loss.
    • Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like.
    • Do not create any extra blogs or whatever, I will be looking on your archives.
    • Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing.
    • Winner will be contacted via ask, so make sure that you have that on/open.
    • This will be over on August 21st 2014, and the winner will be announced on the 22nd.

    I am doing this basically to make someone else happy and also because I accidentally deleted the other contest I was doing. Please don’t participate if you already own a Canon, but you can if you’d like I guess. I really don’t care if you live in Hogwarts, anyone is allowed to enter.

    Here’s what the winner will get:

    • Canon EOS 1100D
    • Camera Cover R-F-3
    • Battery Charger LC-E10E
    • EUR AC Cable 1m
    • Battery pack LP-E10
    • Battery cover
    • Interface cable IFC-130U
    • All the disks needed.

    The camera is basically brand new.

    If you think this is “stupid” of me to do or anything of that sort, than just ignore it. It’s that simple.

    Q. “Why would you just giveaway an expensive camera to a stranger?”

    A. TO MAKE THEM HAPPY!

    Q. “How do we know you aren’t bullshitting us?”

    A. To make a fake contest just for followers is stupid, plus, I have a picture of me holding both the cameras :)

    Good luck.

    (Source: nudetho)

  13. nursehella:

NOTHING MORE TO SAY except… FUCKYEAH.

    nursehella:

    NOTHING MORE TO SAY except… FUCKYEAH.

  14. dailycatdrawings:

044: Snow Leopard

    dailycatdrawings:

    044: Snow Leopard